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Howard Bassem ([personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity) wrote in [community profile] thearena2013-11-10 05:48 pm

I'm Friends with the Monster

WHO| Howard, Orc and anyone
WHAT| Howard and Orc set up camp in the labs.
WHEN| Week 4
WHERE| The labs
WARNINGS| Hunger.
NOTES| Interact with one or both!

Howard doesn't like spending too much time on the ground, not after finding out that there are raptors around here, but the idea of getting Orc to climb a tree is outright laughable. So they walk, even though the wake Orc leaves behind him makes Howard nervous. It's not just animal predators they have to worry about.

The more pressing matter, however, is food. They don't have nearly enough rations between them to have even a meal a day. They're both too intimately familiar with this feeling. A step between hungry and desperate. The pain in their bodies that radiates outwards and bores the muscles. Lethargy and exhaustion that smears conscious thought around like grey paint. Howard sets a goal: just keep walking forward, Orc, he'll figure something out. And silently, he hopes he does.

Howard goes ahead, making sure he can hear Orc, and follows a colorful bird that he's only mostly sure isn't a hallucination. It disappears into the sun, but there are two buildings he didn't know existed in these jungles in front of him. Dilapidated, and as he breaks open the door to one he realizes that there's no way he'd trust the second story to bear Orc's weight. Beams drip from the ceiling. Strange rusted metal cages yawn open. A patch of wall is missing, letting the sunset enter like a spotlight.

But none of that matters as much as the empty plastic wrapper on the floor. The crumbs still left inside. Howard drops to his knees on the cement floor and examines the wrapper with his fingertips, notes that the crumbs aren't even moldy.

"Orc," he says, "close the door behind you. We sleep here tonight."

They'll trade off sleeping, one of them watching at all times, after they scour the building for food. Howard will take a place on the catwalk, looking through a busted window and that gaping hole in the wall, and Orc can probably sit in front of the door like a stone sentry.
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-11 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Orc closed the door as he was bid and shuffled into the room.

"Creepy." He comments and proceeds to spill out the contents of his shoulder bag to examine what they have left among his supplies.

dental floss; fire-starting materials, bug repellant, waterproof poncho, 20-foot nylon rope, A 4 person (Or two people and Orc) sized tent, and a spear that had seen little used other then to try and fail to hit birds.

No food.

No water.

No beer.

With a belabored sigh Orc swept the smaller items back into his bag for now. Who knows? Maybe they'd find someone who'd want to barter with them for floss to clean up their teeth?
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LISA stop quoting eminem while im listening to the same song, its creepy

[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-11 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana's moving down the hall, back pressed to the cracked wall, knife held tight in her hand. It had been her watch when she'd heard the whispers of movement traveling through the dilapidated corridors to their hiding place. Not wanting to wake an injured Azula from one of her rare naps, Diana had bitten the bullet and gone to investigate. At least there would be plenty of opportunity to turn back shouting for her mentor if things went sour.

Recognizing the voices, she picks her pace up but she doesn't put her knife away. Who knows who Howard's with. Besides, after their last arena, Diana's not so comfortable of confronting even Howard without a weapon.

Peering around the corner it's Howard she sees first, scurrying around. It should have been Orc, logically, that she spotted. But his slow, hulking form blends in with the dull tones of the building while Howard darts about like a freaked squirrel.

Not seeing anyone else with them, she folds the knife and slides it into her pocket. Time to make conversation.

Slowly, she bends to pick up one of the smaller pieces of rumble and steps out from around the corner. She tossed it at the big lug, knowing it wouldn't do much more than bounce off his shoulder harmlessly. It was a call for attention afterall, not an attack. Though throwing pebbles at Howard sounded so tempting, imagine his grumpy little face...

"If it isn't my two favorite boys."
Edited 2013-11-11 19:28 (UTC)
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what she said ^

[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-11 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The rubble bounced harmlessly off Orc's back and he turned around slowly. Spotting Diana he finished a full rotation to face her and brought one of his massive stone hands up to wave it.

"Hello." He answered politely "Are you hiding here too?"
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-12 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Orc nodded and gently turned around. Each of his steps were heavy enough to echo in the empty lab.

Massive clumsy hands shoved aside cages, tugged open drawers, and even lifted up tables. All in the pursuit of supplies. They were both well versed in the art of checking every nook and cranny for anything useful.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-12 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana sees the knife and decides to stick close her exit.

Smiling, she places her hand on the wall and leans against it, as though she's stood talking in her friends living room and not a large dilapidated building in a jungle.

"That's my line actually. So before you start getting territorial you should know you're the gatecrashers here." She pulls her fake pout and points at Howard. "I've been here since week one."
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Big deal." Orc shrugged and resumed looking around the area He didn't mean to be rude but he felt like they could be honest with each other.

"Not like there's any food here." He added and silently figured she couldn't make them leave.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-12 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana gives a shrug and folds her arms.

"Go for it. Just try not to draw the raptors in with all your noise, please? Some of us are pretty happy holding out here."
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-12 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can handle any raptors." Orc grunted with confidence. After all could a raptors bite through his thick stone arms? He doubted it.

Settling that there was no food to be had here, Orc began moving furniture around to stack it up in front of the other doors so no one would be able to get in without alot of effort. He could just slide them out of the way of course.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-14 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana debated lying for the briefest moment but really there was nothing she wanted to gain from implying she'd done the deed yet. It's not like Howard hadn't seen her kill in the last arena anyway and intimidation wasn't really an option when the walking mountain Orc was hanging around.

"Hands clean so far." She smiled. "How about you, Howie?"
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-14 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That actually made Orc pause for a moment in his reckless remodeling. Glancing over his shoulder at Howard he wondered for a moment just how many people Howard had killed since he'd arrived in this messed up world. Even back home he didn't think Howard had killed anyone...

...at least not directly. But surely here?
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-15 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana arches an eyebrow at their exchange then claps her hands together.

"So, it's a sleepover. Did you bring any magazines? Gossip? Sex line numbers to prank?" She pouts. "Give me something boys."
Edited 2013-11-15 20:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-15 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Orc wasn't entirely sure that she was joking. Diana had such a weird sense of humor.

"Don't girls just pillow fight at sleep overs?" He offered half joking himself but feeling particularly clever about it.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-16 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana winks back. "No free shows I'm afraid, though if you ask nicely Howie I'll make an exception."

She moves around to sit on the broken pile of what was once possibly a worktable. "Ooo, who's going first?"
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-16 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Never have I ever?" Orc questioned and stopped moving things around and sat down on a broken desk that barely supported his weight.
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-17 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Orc gave a nod, and he held out both his hands, all tend stone coated fingers spread out. It felt awkward and unfamiliar, like maybe he was pretending to be a zombie.

"OK. Might as well."
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"No, he had to beg."

She pulls her legs up to cross them.

"Fine, but if it's all sex questions I'd rather do the naked pillow fighting."
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-18 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"We don't have any pillows." Orc observed and then about a minute later "Wait you mean these are sex questions?"

So slow on the uptake it hurts sometimes.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-24 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, let's start with something easy so Orc gets the idea."

"I have never skipped school." She folded one of her fingers down.
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-24 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Orc nodded and took down one of his fingers, hoping he had understood the concept of the game.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-24 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana just rolled her eyes and folded another finger down, sticking her tongue out.

"Your turn, Orc."
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-24 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Orc nodded in understanding and looked thoughtful for a moment. It was hard to think of things that they hadn't all had to do by virtue of living in the FAYZ.

"Oh! I've never drank out of the toilet."

And then he promptly put another finger down. Desperate times in the FAYZ meant desperate measures.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-25 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana keeps her eight remaining fingers held up infront of her through both Orc's question and Howards, waiting, looking back and forth between the boys expectantly.

When it seemed that was done with she twisted her mouth in thought for a moment. "I have never shoplifted."

She also keeps her fingers up. She didn't think abandoned shops counted and as for when the Beach kids took it over and the Coates kids started trying ot steal it, well, Diana was never sent to do the steal from the Beach kids stores anyway, that was for Caines other lackeys.
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-25 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Orc blinked looking confused and put down two fingers, one for Howard's and one for Diana's questions. Six left.

"I never got arrested." Which despite his many petty crimes and violence in school was true. Orc had never gotten cuffs on his fat wrists.
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-25 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana looked at Orc in surprise for a moment, not sure how to react to that news. What, did they try to eat a chunk out of Drake?

She then turned to give Howard the most deadpan stare. Seriously? She held the stare as she lowered another finger.

In a swift blink her expression changed to a look she's perfected over the years and that many teen's would accurately dub as the 'really, bitch?' face.

"I've never ejaculated."
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-25 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Orc was not oblivious to the stares the other two gave him and mumbled "got sunburns. Used to peel the skin off and eat it. It was stupid."

But Howard's attack on Diana left Orc confused, and then Diana's response floored Orc so much he could only put down his fifth finger and stare at her with his jaw hanging open. Girls just weren't supposed to talk about stuff like that out loud!!!
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[personal profile] keep_surviving 2013-11-25 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana gave Howard a look of defensive puzzlement, holding her palms out in a half-shrug of skepticism.

"Oh, says the guy who's asked two questions about my womb so far."
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[personal profile] paidinbeer 2013-11-25 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Something was going on between these two and it was making Orc both very uncomfortable, confused and embarrassed. So he threw out a phrase that he had heard many times in relation to this sort of strange not-argument.

"You guys are like an old married couple."