"Aw...you're such a great guy you know that?" She purred delirious. "Really super, the all American boy scout from another world. Even with the Jesus allegories you're still..." She coughed and turned away to spit out some more blood before looking up at him with those big doped up eyes.

"...pretty neat."

And then without warning she tried to give him a smooch, even though she could feel her insides boiling. Her heart was barely beating anymore and she was pretty sure her lower body had gone numb.

Still who could resist stealing a smooch off the worlds most famous potential virgin?