"I've no idea what they padded mine with."

He gives them an exploratory squeeze and just sort of shrugs. They're nothing all that special. But he knows Karkat is going to be off after seeing his friends dead, and teasing will take his mind off of it.

"I've had a hand full of more convincing breasts. But that doesn't mean I can't appreciate them on someone else. Nor have I missed that you have a skirt to lift now."