"One where friends will defend one another to the end, and you never have to leave!"

Oh fuck. These are probably the most embarrassing lyrics in the fucking world too. Fuck this. Fuck this, fuck the dokibeasts, fuck everything.

"A boy with the love in his heart, 'boldened by the courage in his soul! He will fight for the rights of the fairies and the sprites, a hero among trolls!"

His life is nothing but pain and embarrassment.

"You sitting there watching troll TV, get on up and come with me! Adventure lies and soon you will be, watching Fiduspawn!"

It's at that point he switches to Troll Celine Dion.