Fuck fuck fuck. There's a human adult in his way--one in a really stupid outfit, too. He looks like that guy from A cinematic adaptation of a notorious stage musical in which two recently united moirails are caught up in the bizarre scientific and sexual extravagances of a hedonistic scientist; a terrible murder is uncovered; a number of characters engage in taboo-breaking sexual practices; a respected authority figure has mysterious connections; space aliens prove untrustworthy; characters implied to be stuffy expose hidden lustful depths; multiple characters wear glittery undergarments; 15 song and dance routines; numerous references to popular science-fiction films, many of which humorous; 18 puns of varying quality; 1 instance of unwitting cannibalism; 7 scenes of violence & 12 legally classified as debauched. Suddenly Karkat feels slightly better about his own outfit. The skirt might be ridiculously short, but at least he has one.

He's too big to shove over--too big to jump over too, probably, especially since this stupid outfit has tall boots with rubbery soles and not the soft soled cloth shoes that Karkat's style of fighting really requires. Try to run around him or through him or--

Yeah, okay, diving forward toward a shiny package and trying to trip hedonistic science guy is not the most elegant move Karkat has ever pulled but you try fighting in something that looks like it came from an East Alternian anime.