"Honey, all of you are children." Humans are so young and spunky. "And I see we're going for more of a 90s goth vibe, right? More Marylin Manson than... whatever crappy thing replaced him?"

He waves his arms around as he speaks, but then he stops to study her. "Or is this a pagan thing? I can actually get behind that as long as you're not some secret hippie. Pagan gods hate hippies."