"Well, it turned up. It got bigger." But that explains some things, at least. What, for any person, would be the biggest and most traumatic moment of a person's life now seems like a faded, old memory of something faintly embarrassing that happened a long time ago. It's still a pinnacle of achievement given that it ties into ascending and meeting the trolls, but it's like that time you won the Spelling Bee when you're midway through finals for your English Major.

"Guess he didn't lie out his ass about everything, then." It's been a while since he thought about the guy, even. He still finds it very easy to hate him, as he should.

"No, I wasn't. Sorry I had to spoil that for you, I figured it was worth knowing about. At least she's never been here, as far as I know?" He's not sure if that's actually helpful, but he tried. "Jade ascended, shrunk down some planets and took John, Davesprite and herself and she's headed in the same direction. I think. We'll all end up in the same session, I know that much." Wow, that was a huge lie.