"Porn? As in…" Yeah, Phil's just going to make a groan that was more like a dying animal than human, "I worry about this place, so much." Especially from a guy who read trashy and pulp novels before going to work and survive in the most literal sense possible. "Wow, celebrity is definitely not what people hype it up to be."

Add to that list small-town naïve, he's always star-struck whenever Venus came along. She reminded him of a quintessential star, not starlet. But to Gray, she wasn't just an unattainable dream, she was a person. A person that he slowly got to know better and in turn, opened up more to her.

"And you read it? With a straight face?"