One day, Dave will stop accidentally hitting on people who are too old and too cool for him. Today is not that day, that day will never come.

"Is it a highlander thing? Like there can only be one Strider and it goes to the dirtiest one? Because I have a brother and. Uh. He's pretty dirty." Just not in the muddy sense and entirely in the terrible moral compass sense. "Destiny." He says vaguely. "Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm also gonna go out on a limb and say we do titles differently where I'm from, but I died for my shitty sigil so that's how I ascended." Even if he was a Knight of Time the whole time, that was when he got the cape.