There's something utterly bizarre about a girl dressed as a duck and a boy dressed as a Mario brother (both be-winged, mind) clinging to a rope ladder and scrambling away from a giant mechanical rabbit. If it were a movie or something, Megan might find it hilarious, but since this was totally real life, she couldn't even savor the ridiculousness of it all.

With the killer bunny tumbling off toward easier pickin's, the pair are left dangling precariously on the ropes. Megan can barely breathe from all the excitement and horror. She's not even sure she should breathe, considering how close they both came to becoming living carrots.

"Holy crap are you okay? I thought it was gonna eat you! It almost did eat you! Or crush you! Or whatever! What if there are more of those things? Ugh! I know this is meant to be a fight to the death and everything but seriously?! This has to be the weirdest, stupidest thing ever!"