But what can you do to a 900 lb. Juggernaut boyfriend, eh?

He takes the bottle with a thank you that's nearly coquettish as he brushes his hand over hers before it closes on the bottle. If she's going to dress like that, he might as well make it obvious that he's appreciating the view.

"Am I going to be horribly disappointed in our voyeuristic overlords? I thought if they were managing this sort of spectacle, they were at least halfway competent."