See, Dave, with all of the posturing she was doing flashing her fangs you probably could have realised that she was angling for a bite. Putting a hand in the face of someone with a lot of big, sharp teeth is rarely a good plan, but the bite surprises Dave nonetheless.

He inhales sharply as he realises what she's done, for a moment it doesn't hurt, he's so surprised he can't feel anything. Then, like a slap to the face, that sharp pain is going to hit him hard and fast. He lets out a yell before he can think to be subtle, skinny legs kicking as he searches for an outlet.

"AAAARGH. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Holy shit. OW." The swear is loud enough that it practically echoes through the mall. Practically. Almost. Sort of.