If you want to do things the slow way be my guest, Grandma. [He lets out the manly sound of 'tchh' so that Bro knows that this is on and that Dave is absolutely serious.
He shrugs in lieu of waving, but Bro turns back to him before he can leave himself. He raises both hands in surrender when the knife is offered, looking as indignant as he can about it before he begrudgingly takes it.]
Could've wiped the shark blood off it first, A-hole. [Now he's moving away himself to get a head start.] Don't slip or anything, remember the safety word is big cheese. Make friends, eat your lunch, don't do anything I would do. [He starts to jog, waving the knife enthusiastically at Bro.]
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He shrugs in lieu of waving, but Bro turns back to him before he can leave himself. He raises both hands in surrender when the knife is offered, looking as indignant as he can about it before he begrudgingly takes it.]
Could've wiped the shark blood off it first, A-hole. [Now he's moving away himself to get a head start.] Don't slip or anything, remember the safety word is big cheese. Make friends, eat your lunch, don't do anything I would do. [He starts to jog, waving the knife enthusiastically at Bro.]