[He nearly loses his balance as Dave uses his weight to try and get him to turn down, and they nearly go under because of it. Goddamn it, Dave.]
Holy shit, if it'll get you to stop making this difficult, fine.
[Bro twists around irritably. He's waterlogged and freezing and he doesn't have time for your bullshit, Dave-]
Oh. That sure is a shark, isn't it.
[It's not even a question. Fuck his life. Fuck his actual hot life because of course there would be a shark. It's as if karma is literally trying to eat him for what he did to Dave earlier. Most people get punched in the face by karma. Bro, on the other hand? Gets the karma shark.
The kama sutra is much more preferable over the karma sharka.
All he can think is that if he doesn't do something, Dave is gonna get eaten by a shark and it'll be all his goddamn fault. There's enough debris and even door frames around that he doesn't think twice about pushing Dave off of himself quite suddenly, as his fight or flight instincts kick in. He always picks fights.
In the immortal words of Brolly Weasley, Not my brother, you bitch.
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[He nearly loses his balance as Dave uses his weight to try and get him to turn down, and they nearly go under because of it. Goddamn it, Dave.]
Holy shit, if it'll get you to stop making this difficult, fine.
[Bro twists around irritably. He's waterlogged and freezing and he doesn't have time for your bullshit, Dave-]
Oh. That sure is a shark, isn't it.
[It's not even a question. Fuck his life. Fuck his actual hot life because of course there would be a shark. It's as if karma is literally trying to eat him for what he did to Dave earlier. Most people get punched in the face by karma. Bro, on the other hand? Gets the karma shark.
The kama sutra is much more preferable over the karma sharka.
All he can think is that if he doesn't do something, Dave is gonna get eaten by a shark and it'll be all his goddamn fault. There's enough debris and even door frames around that he doesn't think twice about pushing Dave off of himself quite suddenly, as his fight or flight instincts kick in. He always picks fights.
In the immortal words of Brolly Weasley, Not my brother, you bitch.
Then, he dives under the water and disappears.]