Good thing it ain't a joke then. [His voice is growing more and more urgent.] We aren't going to make it to the stairs if you don't fucking hurry up.

[Even with how serious his voice is, he doesn't think Bro will believe him, so he tries to make him turn around using his weight on his shoulders.] That's a fucking fin and I don't think it's a goddamn dolphin. Scout's honor, Bro. Please just take a frigging gander.