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Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] thearena 2014-07-24 09:21 am (UTC)

[Jesus Christ he almost regrets biting Dave simply for the fact he feels like he'll never be able to breathe properly again after getting squeezed like that. But you won't hear him complaining because he did bring it on himself.]

Calm your tits, you didn't die or anything. [He didn't even bite that hard.

Yes he did.]


You know who wears frigging goggles with a suit? You frigging do, ya pussy. [Believe him, he doesn't think it's all that attractive either, but it is what it is. He cuts Dave a look as he puts them on, only to roll his eyes at the demand.

He'll obey, though, after making a long and deep sky bison mating call.

Bro pushes off the wall after that and starts swimming away from it, making sure to keep Dave above the water at all times.]


So, when we make it back to the Capitol, remind me to invest in swimming lessons or some shit, because this ain't cute.

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