[It's alright, Bro looks pleased enough to see Dave for the two of them. Normally he'd be looking unimpressed, but there's something about being on the equivalent of the Titanic that gets him feeling a little more expressive than normal. Of course he'd see Dave again after this, he knows that.
But there is sort of the fear in the back of his head that maybe they won't. That this'll be it and they'll be separated again. Selfishly, he wouldn't care if he himself died. Dave would be fine. Dave's already lived without him before. It's not as if that would be anything new. But you turn the tables and make Bro go on without Dave? Yeah, no. He's never been the most caring or affectionate guardian, but if Dave were gone then that would just. Really fucking suck.
He doesn't wanna think about that.]
I'd say I call dibs on grape next time, but we all know I was always the more phallic fruit of the bunch.
[Bro rolls his eyes, knowing full well that Dave's bullshitting and that he was down here for some stupid reason or another, which is why he's wading up next to Dave, half floating/half standing with how high the water is in this area. Sometimes he can get a footing, sometimes he can't. It's fucking difficult, but he can swim so it doesn't matter.]
Fuck that lie. You and I both know those water wings were never just an ironic fashion statement.
[He tugs his goggles off of his head and tosses them at Dave, figuring that if it comes down to it, he'll need them more.] I ain't leaving your skinny ass behind, so you can either hop on my back or you can make room so I can get intimately familiar with the door frame, too.
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But there is sort of the fear in the back of his head that maybe they won't. That this'll be it and they'll be separated again. Selfishly, he wouldn't care if he himself died. Dave would be fine. Dave's already lived without him before. It's not as if that would be anything new. But you turn the tables and make Bro go on without Dave? Yeah, no. He's never been the most caring or affectionate guardian, but if Dave were gone then that would just. Really fucking suck.
He doesn't wanna think about that.]
I'd say I call dibs on grape next time, but we all know I was always the more phallic fruit of the bunch.
[Bro rolls his eyes, knowing full well that Dave's bullshitting and that he was down here for some stupid reason or another, which is why he's wading up next to Dave, half floating/half standing with how high the water is in this area. Sometimes he can get a footing, sometimes he can't. It's fucking difficult, but he can swim so it doesn't matter.]
Fuck that lie. You and I both know those water wings were never just an ironic fashion statement.
[He tugs his goggles off of his head and tosses them at Dave, figuring that if it comes down to it, he'll need them more.] I ain't leaving your skinny ass behind, so you can either hop on my back or you can make room so I can get intimately familiar with the door frame, too.