"Bert!" Susannah's scandalized in spite of herself. Then she sighs. Why wouldn't Bert joke about this as he did anything, everything else?

This would be a terrible time for the intercom to go off, so of course it does: Attention Museum Guests: Karkat Vantas has been beheaded and reduced to delicious hamburger by the same tribute who dismembered the Signless! Watch out, Kankri, he might be going for three out of three!