The cleverness of the wordplay was all lost on poor Zoidberg. Instead, he presumed that this upsetting individual was insulting him! Commenting on his shapely pair? How dare he! It was enough to make a lobster want to snap at somebody!

"I never let anyone admire my anus! You'd have to buy me dinner first, in the very least!" What kind of crab did Joly take him for? "I've had enough of you cheese-eating surrender monkeys invading our great nation, with your hairy women and your poor hygiene! I mean, come on! They say I smell bad and I use a proper spermaceti deodorant everyday!"

It was at this point that Zoidberg revealed himself from the shadows. And he was a terrifying sight to see, with his jowls a-trembling and his head fin raised in a masculine display.